“Sensors. Night vision. Super special crime fighting JARVIS.” He ticks them off one by one like he’s listing the suit’s selling points. Then he grins. “Batman ain’t got nothing on me.”
Except a secret identity, a bevy of supervillains always out for his blood, Superman, a place on Gotham’s most wanted list, a kid, and so many girlfriends it’s a wonder he can keep them all straight. Yeah, Tony’s got a better life that Batman. And he looks cooler too. He doesn’t wear his underwear on the outside.
“Bet I’ve even got more palm trees, too.” Which probably isn’t something to be proud of.
Stuffing the second smore into his mouth, Tony chews his way through it, thinking that maybe he should have tried smaller bites. But he doesn’t choke and eventually he swallows it. And then he realizes that there’s another perk to being him and not Batman.
“Plus,” and here his voice drops into a rough growl. “I don’t talk like this.”
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Except a secret identity, a bevy of supervillains always out for his blood, Superman, a place on Gotham’s most wanted list, a kid, and so many girlfriends it’s a wonder he can keep them all straight. Yeah, Tony’s got a better life that Batman. And he looks cooler too. He doesn’t wear his underwear on the outside.
“Bet I’ve even got more palm trees, too.” Which probably isn’t something to be proud of.
Stuffing the second smore into his mouth, Tony chews his way through it, thinking that maybe he should have tried smaller bites. But he doesn’t choke and eventually he swallows it. And then he realizes that there’s another perk to being him and not Batman.
“Plus,” and here his voice drops into a rough growl. “I don’t talk like this.”