[Another bright starry night, another boring evening hanging out with one of his friends. After a moment of gazing up at the night sky, Troy had decided he would start educating her on his vast knowledge of the constellations. Okay, it wasn't that deep at all, but it filled the otherwise silent air quite nicely]

Y'see, that's the Big Dipper right there.

[He pointed toward the sky, tracing the shape of the constellation with his finger]

It's easy to find because it's always right above those four stars there. They're called the Celestial Gravy Bowl.

[Troy took a moment to ponder the image of the giant spoon serving up some space gravy. It probably tasted awesome.]