“And instead of fuzzy dice and spinning rims, it’ll be who has the gold-thread fringe and little gemstone ornaments.”
He can already see it, who has better rugs and better decorations for them, which one can fit the most people and which can go the fastest in the least amount of time. There will be rug shows and rug calendars. Model rugs. Rug racing. Whole brands of specialty rug shampoos and cleaners. A whole new industry will open up, hundreds of thousands of jobs will be created.
Just like that, a dumb idea will stimulate the economy.
“We can be on the frontline of the newest fad to grip the nation.” He waggles his eyebrows like it’s the most exciting and fantastic of things. “It’s our duty as Americans to see this through.”
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He can already see it, who has better rugs and better decorations for them, which one can fit the most people and which can go the fastest in the least amount of time. There will be rug shows and rug calendars. Model rugs. Rug racing. Whole brands of specialty rug shampoos and cleaners. A whole new industry will open up, hundreds of thousands of jobs will be created.
Just like that, a dumb idea will stimulate the economy.
“We can be on the frontline of the newest fad to grip the nation.” He waggles his eyebrows like it’s the most exciting and fantastic of things. “It’s our duty as Americans to see this through.”