The one thing Tony doesn’t give a damn about is safety disclaimers. He doesn’t follow them on his own, and looking at the state of the country, he has to wonder if the excessive handholding and automatic response to everything of suing is part of the problem. As far as he’s concerned, kids could use a few more scraped knees. Might teach them a thing or two about life and how it doesn’t always go the way one plans.

“You know, it’s kind of stupid, but I think I do. Want to do it. Just to say that I did.”

Which kind of sums up Tony’s approach to life in general, really.

“I don’t really care about the whole marketing end of it. We can keep it between us. Our own personal flying carpets. Make a statement.” Serious as he is about it all, he’s smiling. “But if they do get marketed, I’m bucking the trend. No safety warnings. If people can’t figure out that they can fall off of things on their own, all the safety warnings in the world aren’t going to help them.”