"I dunno. Bugs. Mud. Really hot weather. Having to buddy it up with gorillas. Screaming your voice out as you beat your chest. No technology anywhere. Not being able to check your e-mail at the drop of a hat."
He shudders as though it's the most horrible fate he can imagine, nearly shaking all over as he says it. Justin's not an outdoorsy guy, either, and the idea of running around like Tarzan isn't one he'd thought appealing as a child. He'd rather have been shot to the moon in a cramped space vehicle than anything else. Hell, he'd even be happy to get to sit around and do work for NASA. That'd be just fine with him.
"You'd have to make physical bodies for JARVIS and JEEVES. You could make them the gorillas, actually. It wouldn't be so bad then. I'm sure they'd know better than to fling their shit all over if they get pissy or have the joy of taking a dump for the first time ever and want to share it with the world."
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He shudders as though it's the most horrible fate he can imagine, nearly shaking all over as he says it. Justin's not an outdoorsy guy, either, and the idea of running around like Tarzan isn't one he'd thought appealing as a child. He'd rather have been shot to the moon in a cramped space vehicle than anything else. Hell, he'd even be happy to get to sit around and do work for NASA. That'd be just fine with him.
"You'd have to make physical bodies for JARVIS and JEEVES. You could make them the gorillas, actually. It wouldn't be so bad then. I'm sure they'd know better than to fling their shit all over if they get pissy or have the joy of taking a dump for the first time ever and want to share it with the world."